22 January 2007

Slowly Finding My Rhythhm

Okay, i know it's spelled rhythm, but that spelling is ludicrous, even etymologically. actually, etymology is the reason it's such a pain in the ass to write. so if i were chairman of the academy of english, and if such an institute existed (some call it oxford university), my first bill would be to change the spelling of rhythm to something like:

Rhythum

Or:

Rithum

Or for people with lisps:

Ridum

A few things:

The h on my keyboard is sticking so almost everytime i use an hh i get double stuff. it's like my keyboard is lisping or somethhing. did you see that? Look: Rhythhm. Stop it!

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