ND beating duke today: thank god. for one game at least, you looked like the team i know and love.
Nascar: when did you become a sport?
Fulbright & macdowell colony: fuck nancy regan, just say yes!
Other voices: i feel like we're breaking up cuz you don't call or write, and you aren't telling me what's on your mind.
Journals that don't even both to send rejection emails: as the brits say, piss off wankers! translated: you don't deserve my shit, bitch!
My nascent baby mo: don't get comfortable.
Rachel Avon: charming and fabulous to see you after 15 years. my how you have evolved!
Skin: please cooperate. just cuz i'm running doesn't mean you have to rebel.
Water: where are you going once i swallow you?
Simon & schuster, bdg & mcsweeney's: this is lame autosuggestion, but you really wanna give this kid a chance. he'll write his ass off for you.
Bee: how's the deep south?
State of illinois: where's my voter registration card i sent you a month ago?
España: erika's getting jealous cuz you're always on my mind.
This near-vegan diet of mine: you are making me feel so goddamn good.
M2: tomorrow, we shall hit the thai connection! can't wait to kick it with you.
Wick: you deserve those new hiking boots.
Chris schwartz: love you brother.
Portishead: what happened to you? there's no fix for "glorybox"
Knowing what it is that you love in your life, and even better, learning how to do it justice: amazing.
My body: you are so much stronger than i thought you were. i underestimated you.
Zoe in a norwegian sweater: god you're fucking cute.
Life: t'es si bien equilibrée à présent.
Fruit: you are my drug of choice.
New yorker: i'm aging over here.
Jackson bliss: so far this year has been awesome, but don't forget the vibration of your name
Blessings: work hard so that you always feel like you deserve them.