And I have to say: they're fucking ugly as all hell. I know some of you will tell me I'm unpatriotic, but have you taken a look at our new consular monstrosities some call passports? It looks like an American History picture book, for Christ's sake--and that's where Visas are supposed to go. Not to mention I have bags underneath my eyes and a mustache in my photo that I didn't have in the photo I sent them. Add to that the crazy Constitution excerpt on the photo page and the famous American president quotation headers, and you've got yourself a powerful piece of Americana kitsch.
But at least now Little Bug and I can fly to Argentina